This'll be hard to explain so you might not get it...

Each post must contain three sentences, the first, one beginning with "^" indicating the person above, you must say a fact about them. The second is "<" indicating a totally false statement. The last is "V" which is a fact belonging to the person below, because you don't know who the person below is, say something silly and see who fits the bill.

^ Started this game
< Has heat vision
V made love to a swan  

--Last edited by Alex Eternal on 2008-08-20 18:13:54 --

^ Has no intention of actually letting this game proceed by saying something that fits noone (including me) and thus ruining his own game. FACT! :P
< Aperently made love to a swan a sheep a donkey a horse and Alex.
V Is Undead

^Studies Chemistry
<Lives in an enchanted chocolate log
V Wishes they could fly

^ addicted to tea
< addicted to crack cocaine
V addicted to ursanway

^Lies about my Ursan fetish
< Murdered eight dogs, seven hummingbirds and a smelly, rampant, squirrel
V Licks their keyboard for kicks

^
Can't run GW and STEAM at the same time

< Likes the PS3

has smashed a car window with a foam ball
V

^ is a sucker for Half Life
< once ate her body weight in pigeons
V loves the sound of his own voice

^ is the most useful assassin i've seen in a party
< has never physically assaulted a police officer
V wears unplugged headphones and eavesdrops on the train

^is THE Cheesiest Invader
< A proficient train-ticket booker
V would put their coat over a puddle for the Queen

^Actually thought i was serious my first post.
<Totally has no intention of saying dangerous so called facts in this game
V Will flame me about making too long descrïptions with the arrows

^Confuses me with his enlightening fact about how he'll get flamed
< Enjoys the company of rodents (Such as my brother)
V Has a small, over-rated Xunlai Chest

^ enjoys the company of rodents (such as playing golf with them, perhaps? yea, you know you do)
< cries every time somebody mentiones how small and over-rated his ***** is
V smells of pea soup every thursday afternoon  

--Last edited by Manivald on 2008-08-22 12:48:53 --

^ hails from Estonia
< makes it hail in Estonia
V hails taxis in Estonia

^ Made in China
< Owns Teleporter
V Likes to "pwn" in HA

^ has confused my parents with people who actually went to China to procreate
< made in China
V has mastered effective use of Ninja Stars as cooking utensils

^ Fails to realise that Made in China was a decoy for Made in Vietnam
< Hates chocolate
V Is nearly as hungry as me

^ Loves and fantasises about naked AB
< Owns an invisibility cloak
v Enjoys vanquishing as much as I do...

^ Enjoys vanquishing as much as I do
< Starred in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
V Never drinks anything without an olive

^ Speaks in a secret language where Olive means coke
< Loves clothes shopping
V Thinks sea-water is a viable sustitute for tap water