Ok, another likely-to-be-endless-but-could-have-funny-moments type game, in short, you wish for something and the person whose post follows has to start with "But" so for example....

Person one: I wish I had a bag of money
Person two: But, the cops think you stole it and arrest you. I wish I could fly
Person three: But, you faint due to the lack of air at 15,000 feet. I wish I....

Get the idea?
I'll start it off.

I wish I was immortal.

But all the people you ever love will die. I wish I was rich.

but then you can't tell who your true friends are.  I wish I could fly.

but then you'd have to change your clothes everytime you went through a cloud.

I wish I could walk through walls.

but you'd get a headache after every 100 walls - can't have that!  

I wish I was a glittery sparkle fairy...

But then your enemies would follow the trail of glitter and say mean things to you. I wish I had a butler.

but then he would resent you lording over him and refuse to make your tea.

I wish Rob was home now...

But if he was youd have brought him home after stopping at the police department

I wis my internet connection was working better : /

But then you'd lose in an I'm-Gonna-Moan-About-My-Internet-Connection Competition.

I wish my back would crack properly.

But then you would have a cracked back which would be very painful. I wish I had a cup of tea right now.

but then you'd want a wee half way through a mission and die.

I wish Ihad more jammies

But then you'd have less room for pretty tops in your wardrobe. I wish I could sing.

but then the birdies would have nothing to do in the morning.

I wish I was Indiana Jones

But then you'd constantly be getting yourself into peril. I wish my laundry did itself.

but then the clothes would be contantly in the washine machine and you wouldn't have your clothes long enough to organize pretty outfits.

I wish my earphones didn't hurt my ears

But then the Earphone production companies would fail, crushing our economy (some more).

I wish I could sing real good.

but you can't cause rose already has the singing part covered.

i wish we had some chocolate...

But then you might feel sick

I wish I was dead.

but then you couldn't read this reply.

I wish I knew everything about everyone.

But then you'd be bored and never feel the joy of discovering new things anymore in people.

I wish Rose had her tea whenever she wants it.