this is how i classify people

Pretender: farts silently then acts innocent

Shy: farts softly then smiles

Arrogant: farts loudly then laughs

Unlucky: tries to fart but shits in the pant!

OK, i got a tonne of emo jokes here, not particuly funny but hey

Two emos jumped off a cliff, which one lands first?
Why the fuck would I care?

What do you call a dead emo?
A fucking good start.

Two people are walking down a street, suddenly an emo is shot and dies as the other emo runs off crying. The first person says "Oh my god, someone just shot that emo! Did you see?", the second person replies "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy reloading my gun".

an Emo is Dead
Who cares!

Now for some chav jokes!

What do you call a chav in a suit?
The Accused

Four chavs drive off a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova. Why is it a shame?
A Vauxhall Nova seats five.

Two chavs race off the edge of a cliff. Who wins?
Society.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

A Chav walks into the job centre and says "I'd really like a job". So the bloke behind the counter says, "Oh I've got one here that's just right for you... ten hours a week, 400 hundred thousand a year, no qualifications required."
So the chav's little face lights up and he says "You're joking right?", somewhat awed at the prospect of it all.
So the job centre bloke says "Well, you started it."

What's a Chav??

scuse me for being noob, but what's a Chav?

This might help... how to spot a chav... http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

liking the jokes guys
search chav on google and it will give a whole lot of results what they are and how you can avoid them

WoW joke: An Orc walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asked:
- Where'd you get that?
The parrot answered:
- Durotar!they're all over the place!

this is not exactly a joke, more a funny story:

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"...he didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why? he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5HP8H-Jvoc lol you must watch

Loving it sabouma very funny

Man goes into a butcher's and asked how much for 8 legs of venison....Butcher replied £50.... think i leave it said the guy......It's two Deer  

A shav, a foreigner (had to find some cliché, I'm not a racist...) and a Belgian live in the same appartment. One day, it collapses. Who survived??     The Belgian, as he was at his job.

What's more fun than stapling a chav to the wall? Pulling him off again.

What's the difference between a chav and a trampoline? You take your shoos off on a trampoline.

Who invented the triatlon? The chavs: they go to the swimming pool by foot, and go back home with your bike

Why musn't you ever run over a chav on a bike? It could be your bike.

(Nothing against marokko, but just a good joke   ): Why does a duve fly upside down when flying over Marokko? Because he's afraid he'll have his ring stolen off his foot  

ROFL build

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Funny:

New Regulations in the Virginia Registry of Motor Vehicle's 2008 Handbook:

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Virginia driver
avoids using them.

2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between
you and the car in front of you, because the space will be filled in
by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have
of getting hit.

4. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one
expects it and it will result in your being rear-ended.

5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork.
With no insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose.

6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that
your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage as the brake pedal
violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to
strengthen your leg muscles.

 7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good
way to prepare other drivers entering the highway.

8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures; given only as a suggestion and
are not enforceable in Virginia during rush hour.

9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up
or move over doesn't mean that another driver flashing his high beams
behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

10. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even
someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the
victim.

11. Learn to swerve abruptly without signaling.
Virginia is the home of high-speed slalom-driving thanks to the Department
of Public Works, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers'
reflexes and keep them alert.

12. It is tradition in Virginia to honk your horn at cars in front of you
that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.

13. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is
important to exit your vehicle thru the windshield right away. Wearing
your seat belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.

14. Remember that the goal of every Virginia driver is to get ahead of the
pack by whatever means necessary  

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wanna funny stuff, check this GW site out

http://www.crithitcomics.com/healmain.htm

Is that direct from lolcats? If so, please edit your post to put a link in instead of the pictures - we don't want to be stealing any intellectual property now, do we?  

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it is from lolcats ,GOOD EYE!, though im not claiming it as my own though.

I chose these as specifically funny ones and as there are.... 55 some pages on the site this makes it easy to find the particular ones that are funny

but whatever lolcats.com it is  

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