What are some of the worst games you've come across/played/owned?
Give the name of the game, system it runs on, and a descrïption of why its so horrid. I'll start:

Bubsy 3D
Playstation
Bubsy handles like a runaway train. You'll constantly be sliding out of control past hallways you wanted, and since all of the walls are the same flat unchanging color, you may never be able to find your way back. You should also know that the whole time this torture is going on, your cat is screaming obnoxious catchphrases.

Bubsy's world looks like it was built out of old milk cartons by a group of first graders from a country that had never seen milk cartons before. And did I mention that they didn't have scissors, glue, or hands and had to put them together while they were covered in bees?

NOTE: Even if its mod to a game you didn't like, go ahead and post. Here's one:

HL2: Riot Act
PC
The mod looked cool, but when I played it, I beat it within an hour. The whole time you have some idiot following you around saying something annoying every 20 seconds. "Here Jamieal, ammo!" is what you hear most, every 10 seconds or less if you stand still. If you think that's bad, wait until every sentence said to you uses the name "Jamieal" somewhere in the sentence. Instead of "More ammo." in some tolerable voice, its like listening to some fat person say *HURRRRRR* the whole game.  


Irritating Stick
Playstation
While it's refreshingly honest that the game actually tells you that it's irritating before you buy it, as a name, it's terrible. It's so bad, in fact, that we bought a copy about 10 years ago and haven't opened it because we don't want to. Because it's irritating.


EDIT: Blue, please use the EDIT button to add to a post.  

--Last edited by Rose on 2009-01-28 23:45:36 --

I don't really hate games but...

HL2 Fakefactory Cinematic Mod
PC
Awful mod, just a remake of hl2 with extreme textures and sex pose Alyxs other than that awful gameplay cruddy models awful voices etc

VALVe did better
the only thing I liked were the Hi-Def textures